Like Tonya, I too have struggled with my morning routine as of late.  Although the end result isn't so much that I look like I’ve been in a fight.  It's more of a former nun trying to make her way in lay society kind of thing or a distinct Golden Girls vibe.  Either way, it’s not attractive.  My eyebrows need tending to, my nails are a mess – and quite frankly, I think a good massage would take some of the stress lines right off of my face.

Could this magical chair really take care of all of my beauty problems in one fell swoop like a local salon promises?  STAY AWAY PAULA.  STAY FAR FAR AWAY.